Law & Order Enthusiast Prints

"Blinker + Dinker ambulance chasers. Civil, criminal, truth in advertising."

'You're in a red state now, pal!'

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Next camera crew 5 mins

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"No offence Jon, but..."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

Arrest of La Tuta

"You have the right to remain silent."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"