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Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

'Why is it always about me?'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Privatized Jails

Newton's Law and Order.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"No offence Jon, but..."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

Arrest of La Tuta

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

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