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'Are you what they mean when they talk about 'fly by night operators?''

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

'The highest court in the land.'

'Why is it always about me?'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Privatized Jails

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Newton's Law and Order.

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

"We're all metric now..."