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'Are you what they mean when they talk about 'fly by night operators?''

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'Mrs Witch, you're being accused of using a poisoned apple to send a young girl into a death-like sleep. I'm placing you under arrest for the possession of illegal drugs.'

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

'Why is it always about me?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Newton's Law and Order.

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

Privatized Jails

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'With all the new laws being proposed, our tomatoes with founder genes may soon be an endangered species.'

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

Corruption Contest

Driving Mr. Qcrazy

"I want to report a race crime.'

'And what if I did doctor the documents? I'm a doctor.'

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Are you sure this is all you can remember seeing after you were attacked?'

"There! Caught another idiot using his phone whilst driving."

Good cop, bad cop 2020.