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Arnold had only himself to blame. He knew that trading in pirate videos was illegal.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"#notguilty."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Intellectual Property

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'The highest court in the land.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

'My client has required the services of countless law enforcement, court, penal and probation personnel. He's not a menace...he's a jobs creator!'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

'At first it was a few dollars here and a few dollars there. Then I realized I'd have to pay my lawyer.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Upholding the Law

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.