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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"#notguilty."

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Dialogue

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Violent Crime Statistics

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Love Birds love just being together

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

Lady Justice.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'