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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Dialogue

"#notguilty."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Violent Crime Statistics

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Love Birds love just being together

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

"The best thing about our relationship is that we keep growing together."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

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