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'It's hard to choose. Can you find out if the second one from the left is married?'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"#notguilty."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Violent Crime Statistics

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Lady Justice.

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'The highest court in the land.'

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'