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'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

The Devil's in the detail!

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Before the riots/after the riots

Mou...Man trap!

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'The highest court in the land.'

'He started it!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

Newton's Law and Order.

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Justice

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"It was me who did it!"

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"