Law-and-order Lovers Pillows

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"Where were you between 4 and 6?"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

The Devil's in the detail!

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Before the riots/after the riots

Mou...Man trap!

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Why not stay with your mother and me? The Feds will never find you here."

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'The highest court in the land.'

'He started it!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Justice

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"I was caught and released. But according to news reports, I remain a fish of interest."

Newton's Law and Order.

"We, the jury, find the defendant."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"No offence Jon, but..."

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

"It was me who did it!"

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."