Love And Law Aficionados Pillows

'Actually, your wife's quite hot... Mind if I ask her for a date?... Post decree absolute, of course.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

Policeman

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

Shear Love.

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Crime - Punishment.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

Les Bons Bourgeois - An idyll in the corn

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'