Love And Law Aficionados Gifts

'Actually, your wife's quite hot... Mind if I ask her for a date?... Post decree absolute, of course.'

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

I'm accused of kicking you in the womb, but your evidence is purely circumstantial. Lawyer baby.

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Two birds sharing a bowl of worms.

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, my client blah blah...."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

"No, he's not grounded anymore. He used his allowance and lawyered up."

"Any other bright ideas, Mr. Sex-on-the-Beach?"

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

Policeman

"So we are four days into the new Procurement Act. How are you feeling?"/"I am ok and everything seems to be fine, but I miss the anticipation."

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

'I know you're falling for her, but be careful. Remember: Love is blinders.'

Fun with Fascism

Love Song of the Baby Boomer.

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Shear Love.

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

Crime - Punishment.

Permission to get to first base denied.

'... Now this releases me from any liability. And this form ...' 'Fred's legal experiences in civilian life interfered with his work in a war zone.'

Sure he's a zombie, but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

'Sure, I did all that stuff once, but this is the NEW me.'

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

R. H. Gross - Criminal Law

'... and I sentence you to three years appearing in reality TV shows.'

RIkers