Law And Laughter Lovers Gifts

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

A baby in court

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"I can assure you, Your Honor, that my client knocked over the liquor store with the best of intentions."

'Do you mean LAWYER?'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

Policeman

All together now! Let's sing our decision!

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'Objection! That could be anybody's footprint!'

"Having a real pitbull for an attorney was great...at first."

It is illegal to fall asleep under a hairdryer in Florida.

Man looking at the cartes de visite of the lawyers in chancery lane

'I wonder what that knocking noise is.'

'Sorry, Mr. Weinbaum, but you should have said 'Simon says not guilty.''

'Unzip your pants. . .while you're here, I want to pay up my bill in full.'

'Well, if you DNA made you do it, I'm sentencing your DNA to thirty years in prison.'

'I'm here for trying to keep my nose clean. I got caught stealing a packet of tissues.'

"So, David. Do you have a permit for that weapon?"

"You have the right to remain inanimate, but anything you do mime may be used against you in a court of law"

"Case dismissed for obvious reasons."

"Are you aware under the new terrorism laws I can hold you without charge for up to 90 days?"

'Keyhole Perjury'

'Could you sentence my client to just quality time, your honor?'

Law Firm of Kellog and Keith: Never An Ambulance Chaser.

"He said not to ask any questions, but our immigration lawyer wants to hide out here for a few days."

'Do you swear to tell the truth even though you'd be crazy not to lie?'

'It's been a long time since we laughed one out of here!'