Law And Disorder Enthusiast Mugs

"I've just had a meeting with your wife, lovely woman."

"You're fit to stand trial, Mr. Douglas, so feel free to get out there and commit a crime."

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Violent Crime Statistics

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'The highest court in the land.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

"No offence Jon, but..."

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

Dumping The Death Penalty

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

'Can I have your autograph...?'