Law And Order Follower Gifts

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"No offence Jon, but..."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

Arrest of La Tuta

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."