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"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

'The highest court in the land.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"No offence Jon, but..."

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

Arrest of La Tuta

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'