Legal System Follower Gifts

Israel's Katsav

Trial by Media

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"They're class action figures."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

Religion and Politics

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

There's no such thing as "The Fruit Basket Defense." By any chance, are you referring to "The Fruit of the Poisonous Tree"? That's evidence that was obtained by an illegal action and must be considered inadmissible. Yeah! What you said!!!

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Angel with speed camera.

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"