Legal System Follower Gifts

Israel's Katsav

Trial by Media

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"They're class action figures."

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

Speeding Forklift

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

Religion and Politics

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'Let's keep pulling it and see what happens.'

Angel with speed camera.

We Remove Lawyer Residue

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'I'm sorry, Sally, you can't buy a vowel.'

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"