Law And Order Lover Gifts

'Either he really likes you, or you're under arrest.'

"All right, you're free to go. We're in this for the sport - catch and release only."

"It is my considered opinion that drowning occurred due to a faulty room humidifier."

"Where were you five minutes ago when someone was stealing my getaway car?"

'We do everything here in-house.'

"It's no good guv,he won't talk."

"I'm with the Freud squad."

"Glad to see you're wearing your face mask, by the way."

"It doesn't say anything about Snapchat."

"Be sure to have your body cams on."

"If you can prove my innocence to the court, I'll give you half of my cut, from the bank job."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

"Oh. The store is closed?"

'Let's see you reverse this, Switherton!'

'When I told Mrs. Mackay there was nothing I could do about the wee neds who were terrorizing her, she became very upset and said I was, 'Worse than useless.'' 'At which point you arrested her?'

'Oh no - good cop, bad cop, counsellor!'

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"It would appear that the fraudster you released last week should have been his cell mate!"

I represent the law firm of Andrews, Lloyd, Kincade, Jackson, Rodriguez, McSwain, Clark & Young. You're outnumbered!

Have A Nice Day (offer void where prohibited by law)

Diversify Your Criminality

"I ask you, your honor. Does my client appear competent to stand trial?"

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

"Can you hold on a minute? I have someone here from central casting."

Trial by Media

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"#notguilty."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Stop and Birch

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''