Law Lover Gifts

'Expert witness' 'Then, you see, you add the potassium nitrate...'

Civil and In-Civil Court

'A regulatory body is here to see you!'

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'Is it true? -- Did you push the plaintiff so that she fall down go boom?'

"Sorry, the lawyer - client privilege on confidentiality doesn't apply to free advice."

'Would you mind blowing into this bag Sir?'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

"I'm Billy's mother, and this is his attorney!"

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'

'List the constitutional amendments in any order? Hmmm ... 4th, 10th ... Ummmm ... 6th, 8th, 5th, ... '

'I was inclined to sentence you to community service but the community wants you locked up.'

"I'm sorry, Timothy, but there's no suing over spilt milk, either."

"Whatever we do, we don't put in a comments section."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

EU - Constitution

'Damn. I forgot to sack the staff.'

H Corp - And it's high powered, take-no-nonsense legal dept.

North Dakota taxes.

Frivolous Fraud Squad

"I bill four hundred dollars an hour and I don't believe you'd be comfortable paying anything less."

Arrogant junior barrister

'I'm afraid your £20,000 fine for employing an illegal worker isn't a legit taxable expense.'

'I'll make a good lawyer. I know how to go for the jugular.'

'It's repetitive motion injury for throwing the book at people.'

'No, you first.'

No! The new mining bill hasn't passed yet!

'It makes the law seem so dull, so dry where's the place for drama, creativity and invention!'

'I need a lawyer who specializes in guilty people.'

Man caught speeding "I was rushing home to watch 'Police camera action'"

I went to a very special school, you had to be sent there by a judge!

'Building Inspectors During Their Off Hours.'

No Smoking.

Community Policeman