Law-loving Individual Gifts

'Who told you, just because i kissed you once or twice, you could laze around the office?'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Next camera crew 5 mins

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

Stop and Birch

"#notguilty."

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

"My farewell gift!"

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

Violent Crime Statistics

"They're class action figures."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'It's a treasure map.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

Arrogant junior barrister