Law-loving Individual Pillows

'Who told you, just because i kissed you once or twice, you could laze around the office?'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Stop and Birch

'I'd like to go back to law school and pay attention this time.'

Intellectual Property

Violent Crime Statistics

"My farewell gift!"

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"They're class action figures."

Lady Justice.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

'It's a treasure map.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.