Law-loving Partner Pillows

'My husband's a criminal lawyer...'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Stop and Birch

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"They're class action figures."

'It's a treasure map.'

Arrogant junior barrister

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

Upholding the Law

Law Offices

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

Clarence Thomas