Law-loving Family Pillows

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"#notguilty."

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Stop and Birch

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

Multisports

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

Upholding the Law

Clarence Thomas

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

"This is Dakota, Bodie and Scout—And our dog, Richard."