Law-loving Family Prints

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

Stop and Birch

Intellectual Property

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

Multisports

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

Upholding the Law

"Whadd ya wanna be for Halloween, Bro?"

'She's a lousy cook, but it's great fighting food.'

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

Clarence Thomas

Policing the Police

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."