Following Law Enforcement T-Shirts

'Sorry, I don't want to get involved.'

Police Feline Unit

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Billy. The Kid.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

Totalitarian Humour

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'I hate frisking magicians!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

Scars and Bars

Old West Bounty Hunter.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Mobsters at the Beach

"Good evening, sir, may I see your drinking licence please?"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"He's an ex-police dog, so he's very law abiding."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'