Work Wardrobe Pillows

Alice, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Men's business romper.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

His and Her wardrobe's

Casual Thursday

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

How to read the dress code?

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I feel a draft."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Wearing all black

"Buy them - and never look back."

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Maybe we need to re-visit our 'business casual' policy."

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'