Workplace Attire Pillows

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Men's business romper.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Imagine there's no office...

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I feel a draft."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

"How much more for pinstripes?"

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."