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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Dress for Success suit shop: 'Can I pay you for it later, after I get successful?'

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Imagine there's no office...

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"I feel a draft."

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

Corporate Image

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

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"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'