Wardrobe Pillows

'This is a disaster! The end of the world is near and I've got nothing to put on!'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

A tortoises shells

'Yes, sir can I help you'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

Clancy:Shirt for Every Day

'forget men. I can't even find clothes I want to go out with more than once.'

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Wearing all black

"Your tags are sticking out."

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"That shirt is so last year."

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES