Wardrobe Wizard Pillows

"Does this dress make me look Republican?"

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

So Last Season Clothes

Choosing What To Wear.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Dyslexic Fashion Show.

'Hmmm....decisions, decisions!'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Oops

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Friday night football wardrobe.

". . .It's so preppy!"

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'The sleeves are short and the pants are baggy.' - 'It's really you sir.'

'It's a little too tight round the shoulders.'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"Maybe I can find something to wear in Narnia."

Friendly Tie

'I want to look charismatic but sassy.'

Changing room - "Does this match my mobile?"

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

'The last suit was a bit stiff.'

"What do you think of my new dress?. . .Men are hopeless."

Cut out and keep your own Wardrobe Assistant.

Men's sweatshirts & women's glowshirts.

"Fenton, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling."

Men explore their wardrobe options.

Man is surprised by his jacket.

Welcome to Mothworld

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

The secret behind a double-breasted jacket.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Affectations: Clothes to reinforce your delusions.

Prices include consultation with fashion therapist