Wardrobe Styling Pillows

'The Cab's here!'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Shoe addict.

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

The Lion, the witch and the flat-pack self-assembly wardrobe: lion and witch putting a wardrobe together.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

How to read the dress code?

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Friendly Tie

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'