"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."
New Job Wardrobe Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift to celebrate a new job wardrobe? Our collection features witty and stylish items that help build confidence and showcase personality in a professional setting. From fashionable accessories to clever prints, find something that makes a new career step even more exciting.
Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.
Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.
"And now. . . which shoes?"
"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"
Casual Thursday
"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."
"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."
'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'
'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'
A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.
"I feel a draft."
"I'm sick and tired of black."
'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'
"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"
'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'
Wearing all black
"Buy them - and never look back."
"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."
'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'
"Maybe we need to re-visit our 'business casual' policy."
'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'
''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''
Bag Lady.
Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.
"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."
"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."
'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'
"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."
'But it's my favourite jumper...'
"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."
The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.
"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"
"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'
"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."
New Job Wardrobe Gifts Collection
New Job Wardrobe Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs tailored for those starting fresh in their careers—quirky, motivational, and perfect for a new job milestone.
New Job Wardrobe Pillows
Add personality to your space with our fun pillows—ideal for sprucing up a new office or home workspace.
New Job Wardrobe Prints
Decorate your work area or home with inspiring prints that celebrate your career journey and new wardrobe adventures.
New Job Wardrobe T-Shirts
Find a statement t-shirt that complements your new professional wardrobe—witty, stylish, and designed to make a memorable impression.