Starting A New Wardrobe Gifts

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Penguin suit fitting.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

"What's my collar size?"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

The Moth Menace.

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

Biking Granny.

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

Teddy for each day of the week

Compliment seeking missile

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

'The Cab's here!'

Hi, I'm Rolf Fusco. What do you recommend? Cosmetic surgery?

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'