Starting A New Wardrobe T-Shirts

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Penguin suit fitting.

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Men pack. Women move.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"What's my collar size?"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

The Moth Menace.

Biking Granny.

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Teddy for each day of the week

Compliment seeking missile

A horse contemplates what to wear

This ain't no cupboard love.

'The Cab's here!'

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays