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"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Casual Thursday

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I feel a draft."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

Wearing all black

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"Maybe we need to re-visit our 'business casual' policy."

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

Compliment seeking missile

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'