Wardrobe Revamp Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

Still in fashion

'Fairy friday.'

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

Teddy for each day of the week

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

A horse contemplates what to wear

'The Cab's here!'

This ain't no cupboard love.

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

Mushrooms Fashion

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