Wardrobe Revamp Enthusiast Pillows

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

Still in fashion

'Fairy friday.'

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

'I know you want to draw attentin to your blog, but having a wardrobe malfunction won't help.'

Teddy for each day of the week

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

'The Cab's here!'

A horse contemplates what to wear

This ain't no cupboard love.

Man to wife: 'What do you mean, I don't match? Everything I'm wearing is wrinkled.'

Husband trying to distract his wife from the shop window displays

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

How do you like the hat?

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