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Bag Lady.

How do you like the hat?

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

Biking Granny.

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

Compliment seeking missile

"You seem different."

A horse contemplates what to wear

'The Cab's here!'

'YOU look at the size...and I'LL look at the price!'

'You can't wear that dress, it clashes with your 'phone.'

'Is that the old jacket or the new one?'