Recent Makeover Pillows

"You seem different."

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Curling your hair for no reason

Congratulations on the new you!

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

'Will I still be married?'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Complete Makeover

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Football addict

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

"Buy them - and never look back."

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Russell Rebrand

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'Take ten years off the top.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'