Recent Makeover Gifts

"You seem different."

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"This is daring, but I like it."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'Will I still be married?'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Complete Makeover

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Football addict

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Any more thoughts about shaving yourself?"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'Take ten years off the top.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

Bag Lady.