Personal Makeover Gifts

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Congratulations on the new you!

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Will I still be married?'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Complete Makeover

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'Take ten years off the top.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

"Don't forget, on the stroke of midnight your clothes will lose their designer labels."

"Boy, she has a new look."

Painting leaves onto a window.