Personal Makeover Gifts

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

Russell Rebrand

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Congratulations on the new you!

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'I wanted a change in decor.'

'Will I still be married?'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Complete Makeover

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

'If you want them balanced, it'll be an extra 250 dollars.'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'Take ten years off the top.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'