Fashion Makeover Gifts

Biking Granny.

Let's get organized

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is daring, but I like it."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Complete Makeover

MD - Cosmetic Surgery and Investment Portfolio Makeovers.

Being Pampered.

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

'Marvelous Makeovers. Hair by Debby, Nails by Fawn, Laser surgery by Dora.'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Since we did the make-over I just don't think you fit in any more.'

'We can't get enough of these makeover shows.'

Russell Rebrand

'Take ten years off the top.'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."