Appearance Makeover Gifts

'Take ten years off the top.'

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Complete Makeover

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!