Appearance Makeover Mugs

'Take ten years off the top.'

Let's get organized

"Good For You / Bad For You"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Curling your hair for no reason

Congratulations on the new you!

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Complete Makeover

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

"Phil, you've done a terrific job of reinventing yourself...but we see here you're still just patent pending."

Russell Rebrand

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'Hi, I'm here to apply for the EXTREME make over talk show!'

'Have you considered reinventing yourself?'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'

'You're trying to reinvent yourself, aren't you?'