Health Makeover Mugs

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

Let's get organized

"This is daring, but I like it."

Curling your hair for no reason

Congratulations on the new you!

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

'Will I still be married?'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

Complete Makeover

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

Eggshell blue

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'

'I thought that we would grow old gracefully together, but Bruce has to get 'pumping iron' out of his system first.'