Health Makeover Prints

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I'm taking you off sugar, carbs, red meat, poultry, dairy, non-dairy and anything served in a bucket."

Let's get organized

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

"This is daring, but I like it."

Congratulations on the new you!

Curling your hair for no reason

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"...when you're through in there, my kids room could use a demonstration too."

Over 50 shades of grey available.

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

Complete Makeover

'Will I still be married?'

"So you admit to flashing your new teeth at pretty ladies?"

'Well you tried, but be sure to keep Proof of Purchase.'

"I look kind of nice today. . . How long have I been this ugly?"

Eggshell blue

'I'm sorry - but do you realize how much I was spending on shampoo and conditioner?'

'Catch a pair of chimps and do a complete makeover on them.'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

'The carpet's too thick so I cut a bit off the door.'

'Welcome home, dear. While you were away I redecorated...'

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"What I'm looking for is a ten minute total makeover that doesn't change the essential me!"

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

'I had a little cosmetic surgery done this week.'

'Now that the clocks have changed you can use that extra hour that you can't spend in the garden decorating the kitchen'

Bazzini & Sons Lawn Service: 'We don't cut corners'.

'Nobody likes me at school. I need a personal assistant, a trainer and a P.R. firm!'

'It's more like a very good used you.'