Wardrobe Makeover Gifts

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Congratulations on the new you!

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"You want to grow a ponytail? OK...as long as it's not from hair growing out of your ears."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

"Buy them - and never look back."

"Hi Ginny, that's a nice new haircut you've got there. Are you trying to be cuter than me?"

“Dear, I don’t mind if you pick out my shirt. You gotta look at me, I don’t.”

Wearing all black

Woman leaves cosmetic surgery as her waste skin is dumped in skip.

Russell Rebrand

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'Take ten years off the top.'

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

Biking Granny.

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'