Wardrobe Update Gifts

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

How to read the dress code?

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'Men pack. Women move.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Wearing all black

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

"Buy them - and never look back."

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

The Moth Menace.

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

'Be sure to take a companion that matches your dress, young lady!'

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"