Upgrading Wardrobe Gifts

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'

"Buy them - and never look back."

Wearing all black

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"We are looking for the non-yucky apparel."

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"Is that my skirt?!!"

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"I prefer to get a few classic items and build a wardrobe around them."

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

"Mini, midi, maxi. Maxi, midi, mini . . ."