New Wardrobe Gifts

"Buy them - and never look back."

'Is that the old jacket or the new one?'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"I'm part of the problem and loving it!"

Penguin suit fitting.

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

How to read the dress code?

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"I'm sick and tired of black."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Mind if I wear it to the door? I want to test audience reaction.'

Wearing all black

I hate the spring ritual of not being able to wear a bulky sweater to cover the weight I've gained during the winter.

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'I'm brilliant, handsome and rich... but I want to be known for the suits I wear.'

"I don't really have the skirt for this blouse."

Bag Lady.

Objects in mirror fit better than they appear.

The Moth Menace.

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I'm taking everything that looks twentieth-centuryish and tossing it."

"Do you like it?" "I like it." "Is it cute? Do you like it?" "It's very cute. I love it." "So you like it? You it's cute..."

"I love putting on clothes fresh from the dryer."

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

The time has come to bury my dear, sweet friend. Pardon? You have been a great companion and a trusted protector, but the end is nigh. Put my sunscreen into the trash. Hello wool guardian. For some, the change to winter can be dramatic.

"They're all in fashion this time of year - just pick one!"