Wardrobe Upgrader Gifts

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

Puss in Heels

Choosing What To Wear.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

Friendly Tie

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

Easter Egg

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

'Hoo boy, yes! B-o-o-o-ring!!'