Wardrobe Upgrader Gifts

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Shoe addict.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

'Before you come with me, tell me...does this robe look a little rumpled to you? I don't think the dry cleaners got the creases out, do you?'

"After a long day or remote work, it feels great to change into something less comfortable."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Puss in Heels

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

'The body's ok, but the neck's too tight.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

Friendly Tie

Easter Egg

"I'm sick and tired of black."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'I went to see a personal shopper this afternoon. . . I thought I'd surprise you!'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'