Closet Upgrader Gifts

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Closet.

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

It's too hard to clean my closet. Take out everything. Throw them into "keep", "donate" or "toss" boxes. Ok. Done!

Time to put away your presents. I don't have room. You said you "needed" a new jacket. I do! My old one's too small. Donate it. I would. But I can't get it out of my closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

For Sale. And, of course, there's a roomy walk-in closet.

Honey?! Can you bring up two crowbars to Twig's room? What for? She needs help. Mo-om! You're being extreme. Done! You've got plenty of space to hang your new Christmas clothes. Ok. I'll clean out my closet. Our work is done!

It's the Fad Herald. I should've upgraded my phone. Hear ye. Today, a special announcement. The following is now in: Hope. Until further notice, that tingly, expectant feeling you're experiencing may be interpreted as optimism, mild euphoria, the illusion of better times ahead. Wow. Now that you mention it. Cool. Wait ... What do you man by illusion? Looking ahead to 2020 trends: Disappointment. Nah. We'll be fine, I'm sure.

His and Hers Wardrobe.

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

'We need a place with more closet space.'

'Don't think of it as losing a daughter - think of it as gaining a closet.'