Closet Upgrader Gifts

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"You won't believe this but I haven't a thing to wear"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

Carrots on sticks wardrobe.

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

Closet.

"That's it! You've watched TV out here long enough! We need to spend more family time together! I'm putting this thing in the closet!"

'zillions spent learning about weight loss... But no one has a clue about weight shift.'

We're all litigation crazy. Last week I had to sue my wife for joint custody of the closet.

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

His and Hers Wardrobe.

'Does it have plenty of closet space? My husband sulks a lot.'

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

'Maybe you could get dressed faster if you lost that speed bump around your waist.'

"Oh, Harold! This is too nice!"

"Suits you, Sir-makes you look taller.'

"Don't rush me, I can't find nothing to wear."

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

'We need a place with more closet space.'

'Do you have that in red?'

'You'll love this house. One floor is all closets.'